Once upon a time about a week ago from writing this review there lived a bloke who went by the name Samuel Edme spending quality time during his fortnight-long stay in his hometown, The Big Apple, at a local Barnes n Noble shop in Brooklyn perusing through the new Pearls Before Swine treasury, Pearls Takes a Wrong Turn. All of sudden, he heard an announcement for a book reading/signing by an author, from the land where people regularly consume spotted dicks and faggots, he had never heard of hitherto known as Tene Edwards promoting her new poetry anthology Walk with Wings. A fairy charmed Samuel with an enticing spell called curiosity, sending him from the bottom floor where he was to the upper on a lift. It was the first time he met an author in person since he was six years old when his old teacher's parents came to the school to read excerpts from their anecdotal collection. Not to digress, the author was an amiable personality whose life story enraptured Sam in sheets of inspiration and intrigue as well as the heart-stopping amazement of meeting a writer face-to-face and asking questions about her work. As a token of friendliness and gratitude, he purchased her book, had it signed, and took a picture with her. While the experience was riveting, the book itself is a different story.
Note: The previous paragraph was based off a true story despite its facetious nature
